Did you give it Darjeeling?

Sounds really good and a great place to go.
And you found an even better place?

Snow? The little white thing you find in winter or well above sea level? Everyone knows about it (remember the big bearded red guy with the deers? He leaves in it most of the time).

“perhaps Canadians would […]

Yep, a brass band.
It is sad these people never heard of the Lord Devotea’s tea room rules.

I thought the sensitive bit was the one where they speak French.

This is probably the saddest part of it.
And for the tickets, you can send them.

Now you are invading Canada?
And even if dull is not really a positive adjective, it works, doesn’t it?
And I saw such a system in other tea shops.

A blockbuster? I would like to see it.

I knew you had gone there and come back alive.

Tea in Canada? Unbelievable.
You have to try it and tell us about it.

You are a true explorer.
You boldly go where no teatrader has ever gone before.