I’m going to start this one off with a tea statement by the ever-so-eloquent @thedevotea:
If I was going to hit someone with a cricket bat with glued on Strawberry Cream Tea, I’d recommend they hold some milk and sugar at the time for the full experience.
If you find a quotable tea comment somewhere, share it in this thread. Only modern and contemporary tea thinkers count – so no quotes by dead people….!
That’s from the same blog where I said something HILARIOUS about coffee drinkers, but I guess that doesn’t qualify.
There’s a few modern ones that I’ve seen floating about via @godsoftea. I think my favourite is from @leafboxtea:
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