• lazyliteratus posted an update 11 years, 10 months ago

    Location: Sushi restaurant.

    Waitress: “Would you like anything to drink?”

    Me: “Do you have any herbal teas?” (I didn’t think she would know what an “herbal infusion” or “tisane” was.)

    Waitress: “We have…green tea?”

    Me: “That’s…not herbal. That has caffeine.”

    Waitress: “We have green tea with citrus.”

    Me: “Still not an herbal.”

    Waitress: “We have lemonade.”

    Me: “Fine…I’ll have a lemonade.”