• lazyliteratus posted an update 11 years, 9 months ago

    Location: Sushi restaurant.

    Waitress: “Would you like anything to drink?”

    Me: “Do you have any herbal teas?” (I didn’t think she would know what an “herbal infusion” or “tisane” was.)

    Waitress: “We have…green tea?”

    Me: “That’s…not herbal. That has caffeine.”

    Waitress: “We have green tea with citrus.”

    Me: “Still not an herbal.”

    Waitress: “We have lemonade.”

    Me: “Fine…I’ll have a lemonade.”

    • At least they had green tea…

    • Her: (thinking) “I hate herbals. And he calls ’em teas. Yuck. They’re not teas, green tea is. Then he orders lemonade instead. Wish the guy drank tea. He was cute though.”